Reasons Sheep Are Not Dogs
Requested by @bjg
- •Dogs can't walk around upright on two legsSheep can, they just always choose not to and always will
- •Sheep can feel malaiseThis emotion, typically reserved for people, is common among sheep, who otherwise are incredibly stupid. Dogs do not have the capacity to feel this subtle discontent, but are otherwise far less stupid than highly unintelligent, dumbass motherfucker sheep.
- •Sheep make great coats dogs make okay coatsTry wearing a sheep and that's luxury my friend but you try wearing a dog and that's slightly less luxury my friend
- •Sheep are dogsThey are the same thinfb