Requested by @bjg
  1. Dogs can't walk around upright on two legs
    Sheep can, they just always choose not to and always will
  2. Sheep can feel malaise
    This emotion, typically reserved for people, is common among sheep, who otherwise are incredibly stupid. Dogs do not have the capacity to feel this subtle discontent, but are otherwise far less stupid than highly unintelligent, dumbass motherfucker sheep.
  3. Sheep make great coats dogs make okay coats
    Try wearing a sheep and that's luxury my friend but you try wearing a dog and that's slightly less luxury my friend
  4. Sheep are dogs
    They are the same thinfb