THINGS THAT GIRLS DON'T LIKE WHEN GUYS DO (AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL) - TO BE CONTINUED AS THE DAY PROCEEDS
- •Taking a phone call.
- •Persistently trying to get her to try what you ordered.
- •Just being a bad driver generally
- •Dramatic pauses in sentences. When do we start trying to guess what word you're looking for? Oh it's just another pause, nevermind.
- •"Have you seen movie? No? Here are some random quotes from it that won't make any sense out of context."
- •Taking up all the arm rest in the car.
- •A six second pause for a one syllable word? That's it?
- •Trying to make eye contact while driving (when aforementioned lack of driving skills)