THINGS THAT GIRLS DON'T LIKE WHEN GUYS DO (AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL) - TO BE CONTINUED AS THE DAY PROCEEDS

  1. Taking a phone call.
  2. Persistently trying to get her to try what you ordered.
  3. Just being a bad driver generally
  4. Dramatic pauses in sentences. When do we start trying to guess what word you're looking for? Oh it's just another pause, nevermind.
  5. "Have you seen movie? No? Here are some random quotes from it that won't make any sense out of context."
  6. Taking up all the arm rest in the car.
  7. A six second pause for a one syllable word? That's it?
  8. Trying to make eye contact while driving (when aforementioned lack of driving skills)