1. I cut my hair today! Or, rather, my friend Nene did
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    It makes me feel more agender and will be so much easier to take care of
  2. I watched "Last One Out of Beach City" for maybe the fifteenth time today
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    Gay autistic alien breaks the law, wears (and removes abruptly) pants, drinks juice, gets cute girl's number
  3. Ate some actual food
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    And regretted it.