1. I cut my hair today! Or, rather, my friend Nene did
    It makes me feel more agender and will be so much easier to take care of
  2. I watched "Last One Out of Beach City" for maybe the fifteenth time today
    Gay autistic alien breaks the law, wears (and removes abruptly) pants, drinks juice, gets cute girl's number
  3. Ate some actual food
    And regretted it.