Reasons my roommate and I get along

  1. We don't talk much
    That's nice for both of us, although I can go through blabbering periods
  2. She's neat and doesn't mind me being messy as long as I keep it on my side of the room
    I still feel guilty, though
  3. We're both too lazy to take out the recycling
    I've started making patterns with all my empty drink bottles. She just had several coffee cups on the desk