Shout out to my brother for

  1. Accidentally shaving his legs
    He shaved part off to get a better look at some possible red streaks, and ended up shaving the entire lower leg.
  2. Forgetting what happened that day
    Mom: guess what Max and I saw today! Max: oooh! A wolverine?
  3. Calling me "bro" and "homie g"
    Admittedly I call him "bro" too. We sound like we belong in a fraternity.