Things that happened when I took a bath

I haven't taken one in a long time. Apparently I should not do this in the future.
  1. Tachycardia
    I felt THMPTHMPTHMPTHMP throughout my whole body
  2. Vertigo
    Oh, my
  3. Nausea
    Spent some time retching into The Vomit Bucket, which was unpleasant
  4. Headache, new and improved!
    I mean, I always have a headache, but this one is WORSE
  5. Soap in eyes
    Admittedly this was my own fault
  6. My hip felt better!
    It had been killing me all.day.long.