WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

  1. 1.
    Luke Skywalker (I eventually discovered the force is not real)
  2. 2.
    A baseball player
  3. 3.
    A professional wrestler
  4. 4.
    A movie critic
  5. 5.
    An A&R for Lil' Man/Interscope records (this actually happened)