OPTIMIZE YOUR FACEBOOK EXPERIENCE
- •Unfollow everyone. Very important.
- •Search for improv troupes, "like" them all!
- •Post; "wow, well that just happened!" Then sell all of your belongings, move to a remote part of Canada, tell no one. One year later, walk to a library, log onto Facebook, and post a picture of a cupcake. Return to hiding for 7 years.
- •Say; "I can't believe I'm a father/mother!" Post your own baby pictures for a few weeks. Then post about how sad you are. Remove all baby pictures. Never speak of it again.
- •Accept friend requests from all of your extended family.
- •Change your birthday to the current day, everyday, for at least 9 years.
- •Browse naked.