1. I have so many other productive things to do.
    ...and creating a new list is not one of them.
  2. I really have nothing substantive to add here.
  3. Any humor/humour associated with this premise dried up after I created the title.
  4. I have zero followers right now and I am figuratively typing into the wind, <i> figuratively</i>.
  5. This is exacerbating my thumb issues and my texter's hunch.