Top reasons I should not be creating a list right now.
- •I have so many other productive things to do....and creating a new list is not one of them.
- •I really have nothing substantive to add here.
- •Any humor/humour associated with this premise dried up after I created the title.
- •I have zero followers right now and I am figuratively typing into the wind, <i> figuratively</i>.
- •This is exacerbating my thumb issues and my texter's hunch.