Advice for a Best Man Speech
- •Don't make fun of the bride or her family.You're asking for trouble if you do.
- •Do "spread the wealth" by poking fun at a variety of people--groom, groomsmen, that goofy cousin, et al.
- •Memorize the fucking speech.
- •No props.
- •At the end, actually toast the couple.You'd be surprised how often this is forgotten.
- •Make it funny above all.Save the maudlin, heartfelt stuff for the maid of honor.