HOW TO STAY OUT OF NAIL SALONS
The questions you should ask yourself when you walk in.
- •Is she new?Cuz then she's not getting paid and I should go
- •Should I get acrylic?Cause that's the only way she's getting paid but also she'll get cancer and so will I, I should go
- •Is she allowed to eat her lunch at her table?Cause if she's banished to the other room because she's not Korean, that's fucked up and I should go
- •If I try and tip her will she get it?Or will it go to the mean labor law breaking salon owner?
- •Hang nails, unpolished nails, rough and calloused feet are ok?Yes, they are. I should go.
- •Does Cosmo have a feature about clear nail polish this month?Probs. I should go.