1. Panic
    Someone's probably dead
  2. Panic
    You owe money
  3. Panic
    Your loved one has been sent to jail and it's their one phone call
  4. Panic
    Lab results: you're gonna die
  5. Panic
    You gave someone your number when you were drunk a long long time ago and they're finally using it
  6. Panic
    It's satan
  7. It's Web MD saying that you aren't dying. (This is to follow up the next list I'm going to request from you)
    Suggested by @frooozan