1. First I come upstairs and pour myself a glass of orange juice
  2. Then I casually say "wow, I totally blacked out last night. Don't remember a thing"
  3. To which you (very naturally) respond "Really? You were drinking? What's the last thing you remember?"
  4. Me: "The last thing I remember? Going to bed."
  5. You: "So... You went to sleep."
  6. Me: "I could have. I lost my memory so I'll never know. I just remember waking up in my bed."
  7. Then we look directly at the camera, exasperated
  8. It's 4am and I thought this was hilarious when I came up with it so please be patient with me 🍻