DAYS OF THE WEEK, RANKED

Day drinking and listing. Let's get it. Collaborative with @tab_tab and friends.
  1. 1.
    Thursday
    The strip tease of the week. Pre-Friday
  2. 2.
    Saturday
    It's Saturday. Is there more to say?
  3. 3.
    Tuesday
    We have an Old Chicago tradition. Tuesday means beer and friends.
  4. 4.
    Friday
    Perhaps the most celebrated day of the week. But certainly not the best. Give it up for FRI.
  5. 5.
    Sunday
    The Lord's day! Hallelujah! 🙏🏼
  6. 6.
    Monday
    Not the worst but it has that rotten stigma. I secretly love you Monday, don't tell anyone.
  7. 7.
    Wednesday
    My humps, my humps.
  8. 8.
    In conclusion
    None of the days of the week are bad. Let's celebrate every day! 🎉