LISTS THAT WILL NEVER LEAVE MY DRAFTS
Some of my lists seem like good ideas. Then they lay inert in list limbo for months.
- •SEX THINGS THAT RHYMEJokes about sex acts that also rhyme, told in the style of "pork it & cork it". Scared to put that one up because they get VERY raunchy.
- •THOUGHTS DURING A NIGHT OF DRINKINGThe progression of my inner monologue in my early days of drinking. Much funnier if I've actually been drinking.
- •RESOLUTIONSI was writing this one for the new year and I've clearly missed my window. It's conveniently named without the "New Year's" for flexibility. Still won't publish this.
- •MOVIES I'LL ALWAYS WATCH IF THEY'RE ON TVI think this one was suggested by the app. I only have one movie on the list: the Parent Trap. Lindsay Lohan edition.