LISTS THAT WILL NEVER LEAVE MY DRAFTS

Some of my lists seem like good ideas. Then they lay inert in list limbo for months.
  1. SEX THINGS THAT RHYME
    Jokes about sex acts that also rhyme, told in the style of "pork it & cork it". Scared to put that one up because they get VERY raunchy.
  2. THOUGHTS DURING A NIGHT OF DRINKING
    The progression of my inner monologue in my early days of drinking. Much funnier if I've actually been drinking.
  3. RESOLUTIONS
    I was writing this one for the new year and I've clearly missed my window. It's conveniently named without the "New Year's" for flexibility. Still won't publish this.
  4. MOVIES I'LL ALWAYS WATCH IF THEY'RE ON TV
    I think this one was suggested by the app. I only have one movie on the list: the Parent Trap. Lindsay Lohan edition.