MY FIRST SHOWER BEER

I decided to finally try this tonight, after months of hearing how awesome it is.
  1. It was a Breckenridge Avalanche
    That's an amber ale, in case you were wondering!
  2. I turned the shower on
  3. I grabbed a cold one
  4. I stepped into the hot, steamy, magical product of indoor plumbing
  5. Then I took a drink
    Remember that I was 1) naked and 2) in the shower 😊
  6. Thoughts and emotions:
  7. Satisfaction
    That was nice.
  8. "I understand why people think this is so awesome"
  9. Shortly followed by "okay it's not that great anymore."