THIS YEAR, I

This year was my best year of life so far. Here are a few reasons why.
  1. Moved more than ten minutes away from my mom (for the first time) for four months, then immediately moved myself into her basement.
  2. Started biking places.
    I found that peaceful thing that I like to do that's also healthy. In contrast to my peaceful unhealthy preferences, like massive amounts of chocolate or averaging 4 hours of sleep a night.
  3. Took a lot more time for myself!
    It was really good for me to serve my introversion.
  4. Survived a minor internal bleeding scare
    We won't talk about where I was bleeding from.
  5. Ran out of money
    Yeah!
  6. Played the Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess start to finish AGAIN
    To all the people who said I'd never make it: look at me now!
  7. Was so lazy that one day, I didn't eat, drink, or put a shirt on until 7pm
    At which time I left my bedroom for the second time that day. The first thing I consumed was Captain Morgan.
  8. Caught up on Scandal
  9. Subsisted nearly entirely off vending machine food and all-meat pizza
  10. So yeah. I guess you could say it was a pretty good year.