WHEN I AM WARMEST

  1. Under a bunch of heavy blankets and comforters, immobile, watching 30 Rock
  2. When I've decided to indulge and park my car somewhere with the hot air on blast while I curl up in the seat in fetal position
  3. When I'm in the bathroom and the heat is on, and the vent is pointed at me and somehow warms my entire body
  4. When I'm snuggled in a cozy chair by the fireplace
    I can fall asleep this way. But I will wake up totally drenched in sweat.
  5. When running the shower and letting the steam fill the bathroom
  6. When showering
    Needless to say.