SEVEN THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT THE RUSSIAN PLANE TURKEY SHOT DOWN

Earlier a Russian fighter plane was shot down over Turkey. A lot of the talk has centered on Turkey's motivations and the international political implications. But what do we know about the plane itself? Here's a list of fun facts about the plane:
  1. It's middle name is Clancy.
  2. It loves green jello but hates all other flavors.
  3. Born in October 1915, it recently celebrated its 100th birthday.
  4. Early on the plane planned on becoming a chiropractor, wanting to escape his father's shadow as the Wright Brother's plane.
  5. The plane can jump high enough to dunk but never has based on principle.
  6. It is a virgin. It hasn't even kissed or had its wing touched.
  7. In its free time the plane enjoys surfing and making homemade pasta.