5 Photos on My Phone, Chosen at Random

  1. A sleepover with Claire
    She is naked and the flash shows me passed out next to her fully clothed it's a good demonstration of our friendship
  2. About 600 pics of me spinning on this majestic hill
    U gotta get a good one for insta ok
  3. A screenshot of a sidewalk covered in tampons and ketchup
    My friends are freakish vandals
  4. A pic of Claire and Paul holding hands in my bed
    Claire is only wearing a bra and underwear. Also they don't like each other. Also this is one of my fave pics.
  5. A pic of Paul's chubby stage of life
    This is my favorite stage of his life