5 Photos on My Phone, Chosen at Random
- •A sleepover with ClaireShe is naked and the flash shows me passed out next to her fully clothed it's a good demonstration of our friendship
- •About 600 pics of me spinning on this majestic hillU gotta get a good one for insta ok
- •A screenshot of a sidewalk covered in tampons and ketchupMy friends are freakish vandals
- •A pic of Claire and Paul holding hands in my bedClaire is only wearing a bra and underwear. Also they don't like each other. Also this is one of my fave pics.
- •A pic of Paul's chubby stage of lifeThis is my favorite stage of his life