Reasons Why I'm Tired Af Rn

  1. Because you were up at 2 am to binge on 7-11 food
  2. Because you told Colleen that you wanted to 'rage' on Friday night but then changed your mind once it got to takin' those shots
  3. Because you did not take a power nap during the podcast/vamp vamp
  4. Because you are high
  5. Because our systems are full of burger and onion ring grease