### Personal Statistics I Want To See At the End of My Life

I love a good li.st prompt

- •The number of times I swore, with a breakdown for each word and also my age at peak usage
- •The dish I cooked for our family the most
- •The number of times I ate Domino's pizzaPreparing to be horrified
- •The number of times I watched Sixteen Candles
- •The number of loads of laundry I did
- •The number of times I had blood drawn
- •The number of pills I took for fertility-related purposesI'm currently on an eleven pills a day thing, which is not fun
- •The number of times I watched The Goonies
- •The number of times my husband and I did our super secret signal to each other
- •The number of weddings I attendedI've already lost count
- •My number of killsDuh
- •The number of days that I didn't leave the house
- •The number of hours I spent in school
- •The number of murderers that I crossed paths with
- •The number of times my parents showed affection towards meI'm guessing single digits on this one
- •The number of times I had to explain that I was joking
- •The amount of money I have spent on our nieces and nephewsI type this as I am also purchasing a new onesie for future nephew online
- •The amount of time spent on Instagram, li.st, Facebook, Reddit, etc.
- •Total number of steps taken
- •Number of bugs ingested in my sleep
- •Time spent on the toilet scrolling through my phone
- •Total amount of time spent with the husband and total amount of time spent apartWe used to keep track of this; it's a military thing
- •Amount of time, in minutes, that I spent being happy
- •Average length of time it took my husband to actually do something I asked him to doI love him dearly, but it's just not his strong suit
- •Number of people that would say they're better for having known me