THINGS I GET EXCITED ABOUT NOW THAT I'M AN ADULT
- •Going to Home DepltPaint samples! Light fixtures! HOW CAN I UPDATE MY PATIO?!?
- •Trash dayThe garage won't smell anymore and that makes a huge difference in my quality of life
- •Cheat Day SaturdayI'm not eighteen anymore, so I can't eat like a teenager all the time. I can, however, eat like a teenager on Saturdays and that is a wonderful thing
- •Getting mailEven if it'a all junk, it's nice to receive something
- •When I finish cleaning somethingThe moment I finish washing or cleaning something, that is the longest point between the next time I clean it. I will savor that shit.
- •CouponsWhen Kroger has a deal on honeycrisp apples, my heart soars.