THINGS I GET EXCITED ABOUT NOW THAT I'M AN ADULT

  1. Going to Home Deplt
    Paint samples! Light fixtures! HOW CAN I UPDATE MY PATIO?!?
  2. Trash day
    The garage won't smell anymore and that makes a huge difference in my quality of life
  3. Cheat Day Saturday
    I'm not eighteen anymore, so I can't eat like a teenager all the time. I can, however, eat like a teenager on Saturdays and that is a wonderful thing
  4. Getting mail
    Even if it'a all junk, it's nice to receive something
  5. When I finish cleaning something
    The moment I finish washing or cleaning something, that is the longest point between the next time I clean it. I will savor that shit.
  6. Coupons
    When Kroger has a deal on honeycrisp apples, my heart soars.