Things I Have Had To Say So Far This Thanksgiving

We have been here for eighteen hours
  1. "Liam, don't put your butt in your sister's face!"
    (Nephew)
  2. "Tom, did you just call me a Communist?"
    (Father-in-law)
  3. "Piper, stop eating poop!"
    (Family dog)
  4. "We need more nuts!"
    (I was talking about our pies)