We have been here for eighteen hours
  1. "Liam, don't put your butt in your sister's face!"
    (Nephew)
  2. "Tom, did you just call me a Communist?"
    (Father-in-law)
  3. "Piper, stop eating poop!"
    (Family dog)
  4. "We need more nuts!"
    (I was talking about our pies)