haikus

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  1. why am i so cool? / like really cool TBH / wink wink im real cool
    😎
  2. i'm watching TV / just paused it to make my tea / the kettle is loud
  3. meta jokes are lame / meta poems are bad too / sorry about this
  4. i know ghosts are real / beware, they're pretty spooky / i've never seen one
    👻
  5. wow! i like to count / i had to count to write this / these are good poems!
    📝💯
  6. halloween?! that's scary! / no, i am NOT dressing up! / i'll just eat the sweets
    😬
  7. hey! let's go shopping! / we're girls! so we like to shop / OMG! cute shoes!
    👡
  8. let's bake a sweet pie / sweet like rad, NOT like sugar / i can do kick flips
    🤘🏼