10 Facebook Protections We Need
Facebook now has Break-Up Protection for bitter exes. We need these next.
- •#Blessed ProtectionNever seeing this again would be #great.
- •F.O.M.O. ProtectionFriends will never visibly party without you.
- •"Thanks for all the birthday wishes!" ProtectionWe get it. You have a lot of friends.
- •Guilt Trip ProtectionThe world's first anti-passive-aggression algorithm.
- •Pity Like ProtectionBelieve all your likes.
- •Child Development Milestone ProtectionOh, Billy can walk? You've been walking for years. Relax, Billy.
- •"This." ProtectionNo matter what "This." is, we'll block it.
- •Politics ProtectionScrub your feed of opposing viewpoints. And concurring viewpoints. See no viewpoints of any kind.
- •Pet ProtectionSends pet pictures to a nice farm upstate where you can't see them.
- •"Kind of Day" ProtectionIs it a Cher kind of day? Or a Björk kind of day? It's definitely a "you don't care" kind of day.