A Realistic Makeup Tutorial

  1. Step 1: Set your alarm for 8.
  2. Step 2: Snooze until 9:30.
  3. Step 3: Skip showering and just wash your pits.
  4. Step 4: Check your phone.
  5. Step 5: Okay, let’s start on the makeup!
  6. Step 6: Reply to a text.
  7. Step 7: Stare into space.
  8. Step 8: Oh, man, remember My Brother and Me? Was the brother in that a puppet?
  9. Step 9: Better look that up.
  10. Step 10: Oh yeah, My Cousin Skeeter was the one with the puppet.
  11. Step 11: You’re going be late to work, but let’s do some quick contouring.
  12. Step 12: Hey, if you leave now, you could stop for coffee and only be fifteen minutes late.
  13. Step 13: Brush your hair on the way.