Tonight at 10:30/9:30c, Not Safe with Nikki Glaser asks a hotel cleaning crew about their most disgusting finds. To honor their sacrifice, here's our list.
  1. Mummified salesman
  2. Heavily pregnant snake
  3. What you hope is mayo
  4. Brown thing on pillow (not a mint)
  5. Porn shoot (genre: “sploshing”)
  6. Sink full of ramen
  7. Shower jerky
  8. En-suite goat
  9. Bullet-holes in robe