ACTUAL RESPONSES TO TEXTS ENCOURAGING MY FRIENDS TO USE LIST APP *OR* WHY I NEED NEW FRIENDS

Because man cannot live on one follower alone (but thank you Jesse).
  1. I've never even heard of it!!!
  2. Noooo No more apps
  3. Ugh, I have too many Dateline mysteries to watch. No time!
  4. I haven't even figured out twitter yet.
  5. What's that? (my response followed by no response)
  6. Can I use it for groceries
  7. I'm not funny. I like yours though! Keep tweeting them :)
    *I made this one up.