KURT COBAIN #HUMBLEBRAGS
Nirvana lyrics reimagined as millennial tweets.
- •I'm worse at what I do best and for this gift I feel #blessed🙏🏼 so blessed
- •I'm so happy cuz today I found my #friends 👯We can't be without each other because we aren't whole people.
- •I'd rather be dead than cool 😜...which makes me cool is what I'm trying to say.
- •I don't care what you think, unless it is about me 💁🏻Srsly tho ;)
- •I'm a healthy student, indebted and so #gratefulBut please lower the APR on my student loan.
- •Teenage angst has paid off well! ✌🏼️😎💸Now I'm a popular blogger!
- •Hey, wait, I've got a new complaint...I could literally complain about anything #firstworldproblems
- •I miss the comfort in being sad.But being sad is soooo 90's, plus I live on the West Coast.
- •The day is done but I'm having fun!! I think I'm dumb...or maybe just #happy!!But also maybe a little dumb :)
- •I'm buried up to my neck in contradictory lies.Bernie 2016!
- •Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld.Just Wikipedia'd Leonard Cohen and he seems legit.
- •I'm so tired I can't sleep. I'm a liar and a thief. I'm anemic royalty. I'm on warm milk and laxatives, cherry-flavored antacids...I'm Justin Bieber.
- •Invasion of our piracy!Comcast is fining me $2500 for illegal downloads :/
- •Bi-polar opposites attract.Find me on Tinder, let's swap meds :)
- •After dinner I had an ice cream, I fell asleep and watched TV#NetflixandChill
- •Hate your #enemies, Save your #friends, Find your #place, Speak the #truthAnd now, without further ado, my video for Bad Blood!