SEVEN HABITS OF HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE
- •Have money alreadyThis is super helpful. If you CAN be born to wealthy and influential parents, DO.
- •StealIdeas, patents, beats, images, anything. The world is yours.
- •Be SocialThe more of a spectacle you are, the better. People don't need to respect you, they need to be glued to you.
- •Be Anti-SocialSee above, slight variation in vibe.
- •Wake up earlyDo cocaine immediately.
- •ExerciseExercise everything: your right to park all wonky over two spaces, your right to cut in lines (a line is a construct that only suckers subscribe to), your right to be a douchebag...exercise!
- •Live in either NY or LAYou can technically be successful anywhere, but like nobody in those other places will care one way or the other, so it doesn't count. Remember the old proverb: If man is personally satisfied, but nobody paid much attention to him, did he even exist?