THINGS I'VE SAID RECENTLY THAT MAKE ME HATE MYSELF

These things happen.
  1. "I didn't know what you were making so I brought a Malbec."
  2. "Italy was great! How was Palm Springs?"
  3. "Denouement"
  4. "It might be all the Chopin but I feel like I'm depressed."
  5. "I just had the wackest hybrid that was way too Indica."