Three Happy Moments From Today
Today's been a real peach.
- 1.Got a contact lens stuck in my right eye at the optometrists officeThe lady with giant fingernails had to get it out for me.
- 2.Enjoyed the nice surprise of explosive diarrhea at said optometrist appointment.Damn you, chicken wings for breakfast.
- 3.The lady that cut my hair complimented my shirt AND gave me a free shampoo and head massage.No happy ending though. Bummer.