Things I Thought When Moving

I'm married to a selfish, lazy hoarder.
  1. I can't take it anymore.
  2. We have to get out of this place, if it's the last thing we ever do!!!
  3. Girl, there's a better place for me and you.
  4. Me: we need to tighten our belts to save for the big move.
  5. Him: spend, spend, spend
  6. Me: here's some hot dogs for lunch
  7. Him: let's go out to eat!!
  8. Damn houses are expensive and no one will allow pets.
  9. Andre is going to the pound....or a nice farm. Or heaven.
  10. Let me get this straight...$2000 for a house that hasn't been updated and the owner keeps a boat, trailer and two cars on the property? Fuck No.
  11. Me: we need to go through the storage unit and get rid of your boxes of crap.
  12. Him: I'm keeping it all!
  13. Found: house in low end of budget, will let us keep Andre but it's next to a high way. SOLD! We'll take it!
  14. Connie's Happy Place: a room of her own in an old house.
  15. Decluttering: only keep things that bring me joy. Husband might be on his way out. Wait...I'm a stay at home mom.
  16. Hubby gets to stay!
  17. Exciting: new trash company offers recycling and composting!
  18. Husband has decided to hire movers for the entire day. Apparently, he doesn't plan to move anything himself.