THINGS MY BROTHER FAILED TO PASS TO ME AT DINNER TODAY

  1. The bread
    He said he'd throw it and I got ready to catch it, but then he dropped it instead.
  2. A napkin
    It's actually my fault. But I'm blaming him as he was nearest. I pulled a napkin out of the napkin stand and it pulled the rest of the napkins into a candle and the napkins went on fire.
  3. The biscuits
    There was sellotape on the bottom of the biscuit tin and that lifted the charred napkins into the candles again.