THINGS MY BROTHER FAILED TO PASS TO ME AT DINNER TODAY
- •The breadHe said he'd throw it and I got ready to catch it, but then he dropped it instead.
- •A napkinIt's actually my fault. But I'm blaming him as he was nearest. I pulled a napkin out of the napkin stand and it pulled the rest of the napkins into a candle and the napkins went on fire.
- •The biscuitsThere was sellotape on the bottom of the biscuit tin and that lifted the charred napkins into the candles again.