THINGS YOUR 4 MONTH OLD IS NOT INTERESTED IN

  1. how quickly you'll be right there
  2. all the really great voices you do for the characters in Winnie the Pooh
  3. that we just have to wait for the stoplight to turn green before we can go
  4. how tired daddy is
  5. that it's bedtime
  6. how new daddy's shirt is
  7. how recently she was changed
  8. that daddy's working on a list right now
  9. that you're eating
  10. your jazzy new interpretation of "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star"
  11. helping daddy find her binky
  12. how soon her bottle will be done
  13. The fact that you just poured your morning coffee and desperately need this to care for him properly
    Please please please stay asleep for 5 more minutes while I drink my coffee ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️
    Suggested by   @beccatillinghast