Things That Don't Make Sense to Me

  1. Traffic
  2. The stock market
  3. How there are 12 train emojis and not one avocado
  4. Pumpkin spice lattes
  5. Dan being gossip girl
  6. Gazpacho
  7. The poses I see tourists making
  8. Socks with sandals
  9. Eyeshadow
  10. Where men keep their cash
  11. Cars with college bumper stickers