5 THINGS I COULD BE THE BEST AT IN THE WORLD
This is a list of things that I'm the best in the world at if I tried. Non-comprehensive.
- •GuitarBeen practicing literally three weeks and can play the first 52 seconds of "You Can't Always Get What You Want."
- •SoccerMy physique and skill set is ideal in every way for the Beautiful Game. My 2003 game tape speaks for itself.
- •ListeningJust fuckin kidding. Listening is for people who don't have anything interesting to say.