This is a list of things that I'm the best in the world at if I tried. Non-comprehensive.
  1. Karate
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  2. French
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  3. Guitar
    Been practicing literally three weeks and can play the first 52 seconds of "You Can't Always Get What You Want."
  4. Soccer
    My physique and skill set is ideal in every way for the Beautiful Game. My 2003 game tape speaks for itself.
  5. Listening
    Just fuckin kidding. Listening is for people who don't have anything interesting to say.