MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL PLAYERS AND WHY, from someone who has no idea what's going on

  1. Julian Edelman
    Makes funny YouTube videos
  2. Griff Whalen
    Reminds me of Peter Pan???
  3. OBJ
    Cool hair, reminds me of a Macaroni penguin.
  4. The mystery of the Cleveland Browns
    What is a Cleveland Brown?? Their logo is a football helmet. Is a Cleveland Brown just a fancy football helmet??? What is their mascot????
  5. The Seahawks Uniforms
    Looks like fancy neon yoga pants.
  6. The NFL superstition commercials from two seasons ago season
    "It's a quinoa"
  7. Ha Ha Clinton-Dix
    Best name in the game.