Bugs That Are Cool
most bugs are cool. here are some of my all-time faves
- •caterpillarscaterpillars are like butterfly timebombs and one can never tell when they will burst into beautiful flappy guys. they are like the Anne Hathaway of the bug kingdom, and all of them will one day find out that they are in fact a princess.
- •beetlesbeetles are cool because you can watch them fight on youtube. I guess u can make them fight in real life too but honestly who has the time???
- •spiderssome people fear spiders, and those people are correct to do so. spiders will fuck you up and they love hiding in corners and behind dinner plates and shit. greg told me there's a spider that can give you a four hour boner if it bites you but that guys a liar so I dunno
- •junebugsI don't know what a junebug is or what it looks like but southern gentlemen are always mentioning them and those guys seem to know what's up
- •praying mantiscool scary knife arms, head eating, neat colour - these bugs are okay!!
- •magic-bugthis bug isn't real. it shouldn't be on this list
- •lil inchwormssometimes u find these guys in ur hair and u gotta be like "dude!! whatcha doin in there??" but they don't know! they're just as confused as u are!!
- •leechesare leeches bugs???????