Mythical Beasts That Are Just Weird Regular Animals
some mythical creatures are totally original, like the boggart or the boggart jr, but most are pretty derivative of animals. don't let those posers take u for a ride! here's a handy guide
- •sasquatchpretty much just a shadowy monkey
- •unicornhorse with a horn. snoooore!!
- •centaurhorse with a man. double snore!!
- •laser-dogbasically just a dog that also can shoot lasers out of its dog eyes
- •hydrabased heavily on the dragon which is pretty much just a big lizard. yawwwwn!
- •balloon animalsspeaks for itself
- •chupacabrathis one's not actually a myth at all, my uncle kyle said he saw 1 and it was scary as shit but also totally a real animal. MYTH: BUSTED
- •ancient clamjust an old fuckin clam
- •robin hooda dude who gives rich people's money to the poor - otherwise known as a run of the mill socialist
- •spooky dead dantotal rip off of dead dan, the rotting corpse of dan that the garbage men refuse to take off of my curb