I would never kill a bug but sometimes when I see a bug that is already dead, there is a small part of me that considers eating it. here are some possible explanations for this madness:
  1. satisfying crunch
    bugs just got that crunchy look.
  2. reduces waste
    do you put a bug in the trash? is that where a bug body goes? I don't know!
  3. frogs do it
    frogs are always eating bugs and they seem to know what's good
  4. it would only take like a second
    I mean bugs are real tiny so I could probably do it super fast like nobody would even see
  5. maybe acquire their powers?
    bugs have a lot of incredible skills. maybe by eating a bug then I may get some of these attributes. haha of course that's not how it works who would even think that