Things That Do Not Scare Me (That Scare Other People)
a lot of people are afraid of some pretty dumb stuff. all of my fears are impossible to truly fathom. here's some stuff I can fathom the fuck outta:
- •waspswasps are small and at their very worst can give u a lil sharp pain for a second. generally if u don't mess with them they are just cool to hang out and drown in ur beer.
- •heightsjust cuz i am high up on a thing doesn't mean that I suddenly have to become ally mcbeal and start clutzing around. heights can't hurt you if you don't fall, so don't fall.
- •snakessnakes are cool as fuck and any opportunity to behold one is like a special gift.
- •big dogsdogs are inherently moral and have no concept of good and evil. they don't do malicious shit unless they are made to do so by a malicious person. this is why dogs are perfect angels and will almost certainly come to replace us as this planets master.
- •deathwe all gotta go sometime
- •ghoststo see a real ghost would be like a dream came true - srsly if u think u got a true phantom on ur hands, call me up
- •kevin, the unreasonable assistant managerI don't even work for this guy. he shall hold no power over me!!
- •germstoday I ate a bagel off of the floor of a very busy restaurant and while I am very ashamed to admit it, I was not afraid of any repercussions for even a second