WHY I AM A DORK AT SUNDANCE
my first time here...
- •My snowboots are sensible, not filmmaker cool.
- •I do not have a film in competition.
- •I skew a decade older than the median age
- •I don't know the name of a single DJ.
- •I am cold, then hot, then freezing! Not a good look.
- •I am not excited or impressed, I just want to see the films dammit.... and maybe sell mine.
- •As a New Yorker, a line is a problem for me, not a networking oppotunity??!!!
- •I got here late... late, late.
- •I have no chic black car waiting anywhere.
- •No one wants my photo, not even me.
- •I have not spotted any celeb.
- •I do not have low key, fun 'ski' sunglasses
- •Not invited to any secret parties, nope.
- •I could fall into a snowdrift, and not be found until Spring.
- •My Sundance... is a Spazdance.