THINGS I CAN NEVER REMEMBER
Inspired by @sarahdessen
- •My birthdateJust since I had a kid. Always giving my kid's out.
- •My cell numberWho knows these anymore?
- •Whether recycling was last weekLuckily there's a calendar mailed out. Plus if the bin is full it's *this week*.
- •My ageMy mental age is 37 so I always want to say that. At least my development arrested fairly late. I am, ahem, older than 37.
- •The name of my hair salonHave to google it every time. Why isn't it a fun pun like some of em?
- •How daylight savings works
- •How time zones work if the dateline is crossedDon't ask me to pick you up from your flight from Asia without being VERY specific.
- •Names of people who just one minute ago introduced themselves to me.Infuriating.