Requested by @BWN_7
Requested by @BWN_7 aka Brett. A companion to THINGS I *DON'T* FEEL COMPELLED TO FINISH
  1. Magazine articles
  2. Cookie packages
  3. Teen movies on tv
    Even the bad ones
  4. Tea
    Even when it's bitter cause I left the bag in too long. It's just WATER! Why can't I throw it out???!
  5. The toothpaste
    You should see the energy I expend getting the last little bit of paste out of the crumpled mess that is my toothpaste tube.
  6. This list!
    It only took a month but I did it!