THREE THINGS MAYBE ONLY I WONDER ABOUT

  1. 1.
    Why are my fingernails fine for weeks and then all get chipped at once?
    I can find no discernible reason.
  2. 2.
    Why can't dogs and cats reproduce?
    Oh sure, I could look it up, but that's no fun. Maybe they can and noone's tried?
  3. 3.
    Am I psychic and I just don't know in what way yet?
    Ok probably other people think about this.