Making life a life.
a real to do list. no, really.
- •Call the college. Seriously, it's time to fix your formatting and punctuation ignorance.
- •Make this awful story an awful book, no matter how much of my soul it eats.
- •Shave my legs.
- •Have sex immediately after shaving my legs.
- •Tell someone my political views. Just kidding, I'd rather eat my own toes.