Making life a life.

a real to do list. no, really.
  1. Call the college. Seriously, it's time to fix your formatting and punctuation ignorance.
  2. Make this awful story an awful book, no matter how much of my soul it eats.
  3. Vacuum.
  4. Shave my legs.
  5. Have sex immediately after shaving my legs.
  6. Tell someone my political views. Just kidding, I'd rather eat my own toes.