HOW I HOPE THE WEST PLAYOFF SEEDING SHAPES UP

NBA
  1. 1.
    Golden State Warriors
    Deserve #1
  2. 2.
    Portland Trail Blazers
    This is a stretch, but I need us to play Dallas in round.
  3. 3.
    Houston Rockets
    Fuck this team, hope Portland plays them in round two.
  4. 4.
    Memphis
    I doubt they will drop this far, but if Portland plays them in round two, we are done.
  5. 5.
    San Antonio
    They've been injured a lot, we will see.
  6. 6.
    Los Angeles Clippers
    !
  7. 7.
    Dallas
    Bring it on.
  8. 8.
    Oklahoma City
    Sorry Pelicans fans (if there are any), but the playoffs need Russell Westbrook badly. Pelicans, wait your turn, it's not my fault your management decided to artificially accelerate your development! OKC needs to at GSW.