ADVANTAGES TO THAT MONTHLY FRIEND WE CALL "PERIOD"
- •Period sauce is wet and juicy
- •Great excuse to eat everything in sight.
- •Wonderful excuse to be called bitchy.
- •Bloating makes it seem you're much fatter than normal.
- •Acne like you're a teenager.
- •So much fun walking up to line at Target with Kotex SUPER SUPER PLUS Tampons and pads that are EXTRA LONG THICK NIGHTTIME.
- •Sexual arousal is gonna make em earn those red wings.
- •Wearing black for a week.
- •YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT.