ADVANTAGES TO THAT MONTHLY FRIEND WE CALL "PERIOD"

  1. Period sauce is wet and juicy
  2. Great excuse to eat everything in sight.
  3. Wonderful excuse to be called bitchy.
  4. Bloating makes it seem you're much fatter than normal.
  5. Acne like you're a teenager.
  6. So much fun walking up to line at Target with Kotex SUPER SUPER PLUS Tampons and pads that are EXTRA LONG THICK NIGHTTIME.
  7. Sexual arousal is gonna make em earn those red wings.
  8. Wearing black for a week.
  9. YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT.